Dear Simon Says,
Why aren't there more references to pottery in contemporary music? I just think clay is such an important issue.
-Listening
Dear Listening,
What are you talking about? Modern music is riddled with ceramic allusions and has been for a long time. Since I first heard Patsy Cline sing "Crazing" hardly a song lacks some sort of ceramic reference. For example, I offer this short list:
Paul Simon's "Slip Sliding Away"
Naughty by Nature’s "(Who's Down with ) O.P.P. yeah Yunomi"
Clarence Carter's woodfire ballad “We Be Stoking”
Otis Redding’s “Sitting On A Box of The Clay”
Soulja Boy’s new release “Mean Mug”
Bob Marley’s “Got To Have Kayanite!”
Perhaps you just need to try listening with clay in your ears.
-Simon
Dear Simon Says,
Despite my partners and my best efforts I am still having trouble “getting it up” if you know what I mean. Do you have any suggestions?
-Laying Down on the Job.
Dear LDotJ,
I do have some suggestions. Have you tried adding grog, or even sand? Sometimes a little more grit can offer a lot of vertical strength. It may be simply that your clay is too short. I suggest you try playing with your ball clays, sometimes this can help a lot. Some folks suggest hand-building is the quickest way to create a large erection, but if you ask me, I wouldn’t obsess about the size of your cylinder. Belief that a large pot is a good pot is a complete phalusy.
Check out this veiny cylinder by Dick Cooter
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although not large I think this is a really fine upstanding piece |
-Simon
